I'm Sandra. I would tell you more about myself, but by the time you finish reading this I'll probably be different.
If Someone’s Already Taken..
- Don’t flirt with them.
- Don’t gain feelings for them.
- Don’t make them gain feelings for you.
- Don’t make them confused about who they want.
- Don’t be a homewrecker.
- Fuck off.
(Source: tedeezy)
- Ted: So what'd you order?
- Victoria: Oh just black coffee.
- Ted: I like it that way too.
- Victoria: Yeah, it just tastes better to me.
- Ted: I find that if the coffee beans are good enough you really don't need- WHY ARE YOU IN A WEDDING DRESS?!?
